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“Yeah, I guess it was a bad move to skip health class the day they showed you how to put a condom on a banana.”

“Don’t beat yourself up. I put a condom on a banana when we had sex. She still got pregnant, and it made the banana taste horrible.”

- Justin’s dad and Burt

Raising Hope, ”Romeo and Romeo”
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