Yes! I’ve lost almost ten pounds now. You see what I mean?? I totally know how it felt to be a Jew in the Holocaust now!
— Eric Cartman (South Park)
If there’s one thing I learned about the Christ crowd, absolutely no sense of humor. Should’ve gone after the Jew market, at least we can take a joke.
— Andy Botwin (Weeds)
Christmas is a time when people are lonely and desperate, it’s the most wonderful time of the year.
— Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
Drugs are bad because if you do drugs you’re a hippie and hippies suck
— Eric Cartman (South Park)
You’ve made your bed, now f**k in it.
— Nancy Botwin (Weeds)
Kiss my shorts, man!
— Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)
Eh-oh!
— Laa-Laa (Teletubbies)
I object to all this sex on television. I mean, I keep falling off.
— English Housewife (Monty Python’s Flying Circus)
In zen terms we are all just molecules. There’s no difference between me and the table, me and a tree, me and Madonna…
— Edina Monsoon (Absolutely Fabulous)
I love you, but I love myself more.
— Samantha Jones (Sex & the City)
